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My fat ass.

... the journey to find my inner stripper.

I’m 28, goth-ish and I live in Seattle. I’ve got two cats and a life partner- we’ve been together for 9 years. I grew up in Western New York, I’ve been a vegetarian for 16 years and I’m a fatty.

I don’t think that fat is a nasty thing to say, I don’t hate my body now nor have I ever. I am just on the search for a skinnier me so I’ll look hot in my wedding photos. I am recanting my tales of this weight loss goal here, as publicly as I can, because maybe I’ll help someone out, or inspire, or maybe you’ll laugh at me or with me- doesn’t matter, it’s the internet and I does what I wants.

Please, feel free to ask me anything.

Just a quickie tonight, I’ve been working all day and I’m super tired…. This is what I’m going to call: Ssssecrets… it’s shit I find that’s super low carb AND vegetarian friendly. So you can go after it even if you are an omnivore…. Tonight’s is the magic of unsweetened Almond breeze! Real milk is a fat butt nono, it’s so yummy and I adore it, but there’s like 900 NC per glass. So I went on the hunt for an alternative….checked out soy milk, meh….rice? lollerskate! then….taaadaaa! And it comes in fucking chocolate. I mix this junk with my matrix protein shake powder and some ice, and I swear it’s almost as good as the $11 frozen Hot Chocolate at Serendipity in Las Vegas….which is a tasty drink invented by Satan to torture me. Anyways, this crap is delicious, it can live in your pantry, and it substitutes in recipes really well (comes in unflavored too.) Even omnivorous Marius approves. Buy now!

Just a quickie tonight, I’ve been working all day and I’m super tired….

This is what I’m going to call: Ssssecrets… it’s shit I find that’s super low carb AND vegetarian friendly. So you can go after it even if you are an omnivore….

Tonight’s is the magic of unsweetened Almond breeze! Real milk is a fat butt nono, it’s so yummy and I adore it, but there’s like 900 NC per glass. So I went on the hunt for an alternative….checked out soy milk, meh….rice? lollerskate!

then….taaadaaa! And it comes in fucking chocolate. I mix this junk with my matrix protein shake powder and some ice, and I swear it’s almost as good as the $11 frozen Hot Chocolate at Serendipity in Las Vegas….which is a tasty drink invented by Satan to torture me.

Anyways, this crap is delicious, it can live in your pantry, and it substitutes in recipes really well (comes in unflavored too.) Even omnivorous Marius approves.

Buy now!

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  1. shes-a-michigan-girl reblogged this from myfatassblog and added:
    chocolate variety...chocolate malt like concoction that
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